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Trump caricature stands triumphantly as stormy seas calm, a bull rises, and bitcoin and oil props signal a relief rally.
Market News·Bitcoin

Bitcoin Reclaims $74K After Hormuz Blockade Ends

Bitcoin rebounded above $74K after the Hormuz blockade ended, reversing a sub-$71K dip as traders quickly shifted back into risk-on mode.

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RORowan K. DelgadoJun 28 17:01
Donald Trump caricature at a trading desk, flanked by bull, bear, whale, and oil-market diplomacy symbols in a dark grayscale scene.
Market News·Bitcoin

Bitcoin Eyes Trump Iran Deal Signals

Bitcoin hovered near $75.7K as Trump said the U.S. is very close to an Iran deal, lifting risk appetite while keeping geopolitical whiplash in play.

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HAHarriet KingswellApr 25 16:31
A grim naval blockade scene shows a warship obstructing tankers near a dark port, evoking tension around Iranian maritime trade and oil flows.
Market News·Macro & Risk Sentiment

Iran Port Blockade Starts April 13, CENTCOM Says

CENTCOM said a U.S. blockade of ships entering or leaving Iranian ports began April 13, escalating pressure on Tehran without closing the Strait of Hormuz.

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TETessa LarkinApr 14 09:31
Trump caricature in a dark financial scene as broken bearish symbols and oil barrels erupt behind him during a Bitcoin short squeeze.
Bitcoin·Macro & Risk Sentiment

Bitcoin Shorts Crushed in $427M Ceasefire Wipeout

Bitcoin surged late Tuesday after a Trump-posted US-Iran ceasefire sparked a short squeeze, wiping out $427M in crypto shorts in 24 hours.

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CACallum HargreavesApr 8 05:03
Trump caricature at a dark war-room table, pointing over a narrow sea passage with shadowy ships and market signals behind him.
Macro & Risk Sentiment·Prediction Markets

Polymarket Iran Invasion Odds Surge on Trump Threat

Polymarket odds of U.S. forces entering Iran jumped to 63% after Trump threatened strikes if Tehran moved to block the Strait of Hormuz.

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TETessa LarkinApr 6 05:33
A menacing bear looms over a battered bitcoin as oil erupts from a broken pipeline in a dark grayscale financial scene.
Market News·Bitcoin

Bitcoin Risks Rise as Ukraine Jolts Oil Markets

Bitcoin faces macro pressure as Ukraine disrupts Russian oil flows, lifting crude, inflation fears and yields, while BTC stays rangebound near $68.6K.

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CACallum HargreavesMar 27 21:01